Contact Post.

[burnthemall]

You can contact Hansel or myself on this post.

He comes in Canon flavor and a Modern Witch Hunter flavor for any modern muse that might want to play as well.

Comments

[chromatist]

Sure you would. Everyone would. I'm pretty great.

[burnthemall]

Haven't you noticed I like my privacy?

[chromatist]

Haven't you noticed I'm awesome?

[chromatist]

There's liking your privacy, and then there's shutting out the rest of the world and closing yourself off to things. One's healthy, the other isn't.

[burnthemall]

I talk to hundreds of strangers a day.

[chromatist]

Don't be obtuse. It's not attractive.

[burnthemall]

I wasn't trying to be acute.

[chromatist]

Math jokes. Adorable.

[burnthemall]

I try.

[chromatist]

Try harder.

[burnthemall]

Same goes for your coffee.

[chromatist]

Fine, I'll go shopping for better beans, stop pouting at me.

[burnthemall]

Good luck, Red.

[chromatist]

If this turns out horrible, I'm waking up your sister and tracking you down. Be prepared.