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You can contact Hansel or myself on this post.

He comes in Canon flavor and a Modern Witch Hunter flavor for any modern muse that might want to play as well.

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You're in my computer. It's bizarre. I feel like I need to get out my credit card or something.

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My fucking sister.

Hi Hansel. :)

Red. What do you want?

Can't I just send cat photos to my favorite barista?

Don't you have something better to do with your time?

Nope. My afternoon is wide open and I happen to know you're closed. Know how I know that? Because the "closed" sign in your window also has a "fuck off" written under it in Sharpie. My feelings were hurt.

Our neighbors had a pipe burst. Had to close down so the repair guys could fix it.

Where am I supposed to get my coffee now, Hansel??

Can't you make your own?

It's not the same. :(

No shit. It'll just be a day or two. Relax.

You don't understand. This is a tragedy of epic proportions. I need coffee.

Make it yourself then. I have a two day vacation.

Tell me your coffee secrets, Hansel. I won't survive tomorrow without it.

I don't have secrets. I just make coffee. It's not hard.

Liar. I can never make my coffee taste like yours.

What coffee do you have at home?

I got it from Whole Foods. It's a medium roast.

It's probably some high acid crap. Don't do that. And use good water. Nothing from the tap.

I have a Brita jug I keep in the fridge. So if I can't use my coffee what kind can I use?

Do you have a coffee grinder?

Uh, I think so. Somewhere. It plugs in? I'm not sure if it still works.

You want coffee like mine, you've got to grind it yourself.

So grumpy, Grumpy Cat. Also, teaching me to make coffee over text doesn't really work.

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