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You can contact Hansel or myself on this post.

He comes in Canon flavor and a Modern Witch Hunter flavor for any modern muse that might want to play as well.

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chromatist

I have a Brita jug I keep in the fridge. So if I can't use my coffee what kind can I use?

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burnthemall

Do you have a coffee grinder?

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chromatist

Uh, I think so. Somewhere. It plugs in? I'm not sure if it still works.

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burnthemall

You want coffee like mine, you've got to grind it yourself.

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chromatist

So grumpy, Grumpy Cat. Also, teaching me to make coffee over text doesn't really work.

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burnthemall

You're smart enough to follow instructions. What the hell's wrong with text?

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chromatist

It takes forever. This would be a lot easier if you would just call me.

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burnthemall

I'm on vacation.

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chromatist

...So you can't use the phone? That makes no sense.

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burnthemall

Red, I'm currently underneath a car in a garage. I can't really talk.

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chromatist

Sure you can, just put me on speaker.

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burnthemall

It's loud. I've got music going.

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chromatist

I like music.

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burnthemall

Not calling. Not answering if you do.

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chromatist

Hansel.

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burnthemall

Why aren't you working?

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chromatist

My client canceled. Like I said, my afternoon's wide open.

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burnthemall

Go bug Gretel.

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chromatist

She's napping. Where's this garage?

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burnthemall

I'm not telling.

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chromatist

I'll wake up your sister and ask her instead...

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burnthemall

Leave my sister alone. We have a fucking day off, can't we fucking enjoy it?

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chromatist

Oh I'm sorry, I was under the impression that once you made someone an "inspired by you" cupcake, you were friends and could talk on your days off. My mistake.

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burnthemall

Yeah, well, you're not treating us like a friend. You're just trying to get good coffee out of us and not listening to our instructions. Don't see that as very friendly.