Contact Post.

[burnthemall]

You can contact Hansel or myself on this post.

He comes in Canon flavor and a Modern Witch Hunter flavor for any modern muse that might want to play as well.

Comments

[chromatist]

I can do anything.

[burnthemall]

Apparently you can't make coffee right.

[chromatist]

That's because I have you to make it for me.

[burnthemall]

Which is why you'll never stop coming.

[chromatist]

Don't push your luck, Hansel Jager.

[burnthemall]

How the fuck did you get my last name?

[chromatist]

I have a genius level IQ and was in the running for a Field's Medal when I was still at college. Just because I'm a realtor now doesn't mean I don't know how to use the internet.

[burnthemall]

What about respecting a man's privacy?

[chromatist]

It's your name, Hansel, not your social security number. It's on the lease for your shop, you know. I do sell real estate for a living, looking up that kind of this is sort of my job.

[burnthemall]

Stalking is a crime, Red.

[chromatist]

Please you'd love it if I stalked you.

[burnthemall]

I really wouldn't.

[chromatist]

Sure you would. Everyone would. I'm pretty great.

[burnthemall]

Haven't you noticed I like my privacy?

[chromatist]

Haven't you noticed I'm awesome?

[chromatist]

There's liking your privacy, and then there's shutting out the rest of the world and closing yourself off to things. One's healthy, the other isn't.

[burnthemall]

I talk to hundreds of strangers a day.

[chromatist]

Don't be obtuse. It's not attractive.

[burnthemall]

I wasn't trying to be acute.

[chromatist]

Math jokes. Adorable.

[burnthemall]

I try.

[chromatist]

Try harder.

[burnthemall]

Same goes for your coffee.

[chromatist]

Fine, I'll go shopping for better beans, stop pouting at me.

[burnthemall]

Good luck, Red.