Contact Post.

[burnthemall]

You can contact Hansel or myself on this post.

He comes in Canon flavor and a Modern Witch Hunter flavor for any modern muse that might want to play as well.

Comments

[chromatist]

Tell me your coffee secrets, Hansel. I won't survive tomorrow without it.

[burnthemall]

I don't have secrets. I just make coffee. It's not hard.

[chromatist]

Liar. I can never make my coffee taste like yours.

[burnthemall]

What coffee do you have at home?

[chromatist]

I got it from Whole Foods. It's a medium roast.

[burnthemall]

It's probably some high acid crap. Don't do that. And use good water. Nothing from the tap.

[chromatist]

I have a Brita jug I keep in the fridge. So if I can't use my coffee what kind can I use?

[burnthemall]

Do you have a coffee grinder?

[chromatist]

Uh, I think so. Somewhere. It plugs in? I'm not sure if it still works.

[burnthemall]

You want coffee like mine, you've got to grind it yourself.

[chromatist]

So grumpy, Grumpy Cat. Also, teaching me to make coffee over text doesn't really work.

[burnthemall]

You're smart enough to follow instructions. What the hell's wrong with text?

[chromatist]

It takes forever. This would be a lot easier if you would just call me.

[burnthemall]

I'm on vacation.

[chromatist]

...So you can't use the phone? That makes no sense.

[burnthemall]

Red, I'm currently underneath a car in a garage. I can't really talk.

[chromatist]

Sure you can, just put me on speaker.

[burnthemall]

It's loud. I've got music going.

[chromatist]

I like music.

[burnthemall]

Not calling. Not answering if you do.

[chromatist]

Hansel.

[burnthemall]

Why aren't you working?

[chromatist]

My client canceled. Like I said, my afternoon's wide open.

[burnthemall]

Go bug Gretel.

[chromatist]

She's napping. Where's this garage?