Contact Post.

[burnthemall]

You can contact Hansel or myself on this post.

He comes in Canon flavor and a Modern Witch Hunter flavor for any modern muse that might want to play as well.

Comments

[burnthemall]

Yeah, well, you're not treating us like a friend. You're just trying to get good coffee out of us and not listening to our instructions. Don't see that as very friendly.

[chromatist]

Us nothing. And if "get a grinder" and "it's got too much acid" is all you have to offer, I might as well just google it.

[burnthemall]

I knew you were bugging only me. I've been trying to give you instructions but you keep getting off topic.

[chromatist]

Gretel's napping, I thought we'd been over this.

[burnthemall]

Can we get back to the fucking coffee now?

[chromatist]

Fine. Please. Tell me what I'm doing wrong so I can stop bothering you.

[burnthemall]

I'm going to send you a list of coffees that are good. If you grind fresh it makes the coffee better. Purified water will do. The next step is to make sure you don't brew for too long. You might want to get one of those one cup brewers.

[chromatist]

It's funny you think I only drink one cup of coffee at a time.

[burnthemall]

I think if you want coffee that tastes the way I make it, you're going to start doing that. I'll send you a list of coffee makers too.

[chromatist]

You do realize if I can make it at home presumably rather cheaply, I'll stop coming by and throwing my money around at you, right?

[burnthemall]

I'd love to see you make a chai latte, Red.

[chromatist]

I can do anything.

[burnthemall]

Apparently you can't make coffee right.

[chromatist]

That's because I have you to make it for me.

[burnthemall]

Which is why you'll never stop coming.

[chromatist]

Don't push your luck, Hansel Jager.

[burnthemall]

How the fuck did you get my last name?

[chromatist]

I have a genius level IQ and was in the running for a Field's Medal when I was still at college. Just because I'm a realtor now doesn't mean I don't know how to use the internet.

[burnthemall]

What about respecting a man's privacy?

[chromatist]

It's your name, Hansel, not your social security number. It's on the lease for your shop, you know. I do sell real estate for a living, looking up that kind of this is sort of my job.

[burnthemall]

Stalking is a crime, Red.

[chromatist]

Please you'd love it if I stalked you.

[burnthemall]

I really wouldn't.

[chromatist]

Sure you would. Everyone would. I'm pretty great.

[burnthemall]

Haven't you noticed I like my privacy?