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You can contact Hansel or myself on this post.

He comes in Canon flavor and a Modern Witch Hunter flavor for any modern muse that might want to play as well.

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I'd love to see you make a chai latte, Red.

I can do anything.

Apparently you can't make coffee right.

That's because I have you to make it for me.

Which is why you'll never stop coming.

Don't push your luck, Hansel Jager.

How the fuck did you get my last name?

I have a genius level IQ and was in the running for a Field's Medal when I was still at college. Just because I'm a realtor now doesn't mean I don't know how to use the internet.

What about respecting a man's privacy?

It's your name, Hansel, not your social security number. It's on the lease for your shop, you know. I do sell real estate for a living, looking up that kind of this is sort of my job.

Stalking is a crime, Red.

Please you'd love it if I stalked you.

I really wouldn't.

Sure you would. Everyone would. I'm pretty great.

Haven't you noticed I like my privacy?

Haven't you noticed I'm awesome?

There's liking your privacy, and then there's shutting out the rest of the world and closing yourself off to things. One's healthy, the other isn't.

I talk to hundreds of strangers a day.

Don't be obtuse. It's not attractive.

I wasn't trying to be acute.

Math jokes. Adorable.

I try.

Try harder.

Same goes for your coffee.

Fine, I'll go shopping for better beans, stop pouting at me.

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