Contact Post.

[burnthemall]

You can contact Hansel or myself on this post.

He comes in Canon flavor and a Modern Witch Hunter flavor for any modern muse that might want to play as well.

Comments

[chromatist]

It takes forever. This would be a lot easier if you would just call me.

[burnthemall]

I'm on vacation.

[chromatist]

...So you can't use the phone? That makes no sense.

[burnthemall]

Red, I'm currently underneath a car in a garage. I can't really talk.

[chromatist]

Sure you can, just put me on speaker.

[burnthemall]

It's loud. I've got music going.

[chromatist]

I like music.

[burnthemall]

Not calling. Not answering if you do.

[chromatist]

Hansel.

[burnthemall]

Why aren't you working?

[chromatist]

My client canceled. Like I said, my afternoon's wide open.

[burnthemall]

Go bug Gretel.

[chromatist]

She's napping. Where's this garage?

[burnthemall]

I'm not telling.

[chromatist]

I'll wake up your sister and ask her instead...

[burnthemall]

Leave my sister alone. We have a fucking day off, can't we fucking enjoy it?

[chromatist]

Oh I'm sorry, I was under the impression that once you made someone an "inspired by you" cupcake, you were friends and could talk on your days off. My mistake.

[burnthemall]

Yeah, well, you're not treating us like a friend. You're just trying to get good coffee out of us and not listening to our instructions. Don't see that as very friendly.

[chromatist]

Us nothing. And if "get a grinder" and "it's got too much acid" is all you have to offer, I might as well just google it.

[burnthemall]

I knew you were bugging only me. I've been trying to give you instructions but you keep getting off topic.

[chromatist]

Gretel's napping, I thought we'd been over this.

[burnthemall]

Can we get back to the fucking coffee now?

[chromatist]

Fine. Please. Tell me what I'm doing wrong so I can stop bothering you.

[burnthemall]

I'm going to send you a list of coffees that are good. If you grind fresh it makes the coffee better. Purified water will do. The next step is to make sure you don't brew for too long. You might want to get one of those one cup brewers.

[chromatist]

It's funny you think I only drink one cup of coffee at a time.