Contact Post.

[burnthemall]

You can contact Hansel or myself on this post.

He comes in Canon flavor and a Modern Witch Hunter flavor for any modern muse that might want to play as well.

Comments

[chromatist]

I have a Brita jug I keep in the fridge. So if I can't use my coffee what kind can I use?

[burnthemall]

Do you have a coffee grinder?

[chromatist]

Uh, I think so. Somewhere. It plugs in? I'm not sure if it still works.

[burnthemall]

You want coffee like mine, you've got to grind it yourself.

[chromatist]

So grumpy, Grumpy Cat. Also, teaching me to make coffee over text doesn't really work.

[burnthemall]

You're smart enough to follow instructions. What the hell's wrong with text?

[chromatist]

It takes forever. This would be a lot easier if you would just call me.

[burnthemall]

I'm on vacation.

[chromatist]

...So you can't use the phone? That makes no sense.

[burnthemall]

Red, I'm currently underneath a car in a garage. I can't really talk.

[chromatist]

Sure you can, just put me on speaker.

[burnthemall]

It's loud. I've got music going.

[chromatist]

I like music.

[burnthemall]

Not calling. Not answering if you do.

[chromatist]

Hansel.

[burnthemall]

Why aren't you working?

[chromatist]

My client canceled. Like I said, my afternoon's wide open.

[burnthemall]

Go bug Gretel.

[chromatist]

She's napping. Where's this garage?

[burnthemall]

I'm not telling.

[chromatist]

I'll wake up your sister and ask her instead...

[burnthemall]

Leave my sister alone. We have a fucking day off, can't we fucking enjoy it?

[chromatist]

Oh I'm sorry, I was under the impression that once you made someone an "inspired by you" cupcake, you were friends and could talk on your days off. My mistake.

[burnthemall]

Yeah, well, you're not treating us like a friend. You're just trying to get good coffee out of us and not listening to our instructions. Don't see that as very friendly.

[chromatist]

Us nothing. And if "get a grinder" and "it's got too much acid" is all you have to offer, I might as well just google it.